The Sites We Lost

The Sites We Lost

Some sites we linked from the button don’t exist anymore. Some expired, some were squatted by gambling rings, some got ad-injected on top of what they were.

We archived what we could and, where possible, are hosting the sites right here. The bees keep buzzing, the dog keeps barking, the pigeon keeps pigeon-ing.

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Welcome to Zombocom

zombo.comrebuilt

Welcome to Zombocom. Anything is possible.

on the useless web 2012 to 2018 (6 years)·Original Flash retired when the domain was rebuilt

leekspin.com

leekspin.comoffline

The spinning leek girl, set to Loituma’s Ievan Polkka. Forever.

on the useless web 2012 to 2019 (7 years)·DNS gone, dropped

Trolololo

trololololololololololo.comsquatted

The trololo guy. Eduard Khil’s 1976 vocalization, looping.

on the useless web 2012 to 2013 (1 year)·Domain taken over by a Hindi SEO spam farm

Nooooooooooooooo

nooooooooooooooo.comoffline

The instant Vader-screaming-NO button. Press in dire situations.

on the useless web 2019 to 2022 (3 years)·DNS failure, domain dropped

He-Man Sings "What’s Up"

heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.comhijacked

He-Man sings What’s Up. The whole video. Forever.

on the useless web 2009 to 2014 (5 years)·Domain hijacked with ad injection

The Last Page of the Internet

wwwdotcom.comoffline

You have reached the last page of the internet.

on the useless web 2002 to 2016 (14 years)·DNS gone, domain dropped

Partridge Gets Lucky

partridgegetslucky.comhijacked

Get Lucky × The Partridge Family. The Daft Punk mashup.

on the useless web 2013 to 2018 (5 years)·Domain hijacked with ad injection

Infinite Drunk Ron Swanson

drunkronswanson.comreplaced

Ron Swanson dancing drunk. The counter ticks.

on the useless web 2012 to 2018 (6 years)·Domain replaced by a financial firm

Cut me off mid-funk

cutmeoffmidfunk.comoffline

Bill Haverchuck dancing slow-mo. Forever.

on the useless web 2013 to 2015 (2 years)·DNS gone

Annoying Dog

annoying.dogoffline

The Undertale annoying dog. Bark bark bark.

on the useless web 2017 to 2019 (2 years)·DNS gone

Hardcore Prawn Lawn

hardcoreprawnlawn.comoffline

Spinning prawn-lawn logo over a lawn full of prawns.

on the useless web 2014 to 2020 (6 years)·Domain expired

Do Nothing for 2 Minutes

donothingfor2minutes.comoffline

Do nothing for 2 minutes. Sit. Listen to the ocean. Don’t move.

on the useless web 2011 to 2020 (9 years)·DNS gone

I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples

iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.comsquatted

A Valentine’s Day Flash piece. Feed apples to a Victorian lady.

on the useless web 2013 to 2019 (6 years)·Domain squatted

Bees Bees Bees

beesbeesbees.comsquatted

Oprah cheering. Bees. BEES!!

on the useless web 2012 to 2021 (9 years)·Domain squatted

Ding Ding

hectorsalamanca.comoffline

Hector Salamanca’s bell. Click to ring. Ding.

on the useless web 2012 to 2016 (4 years)·Domain went cold, timeouts

One Million LOLs

onemillionlols.comoffline

One million lols. Yes, we counted.

on the useless web 2013 to 2018 (5 years)·DNS gone

idiotic.com

idiotic.comoffline

Two cartoon dudes punching each other, forever. The 2007 Flash piece.

on the useless web 2012 to 2015 (3 years)·Domain expired

Internet Test Card

internettestcard.comoffline

Stand by. The internet test card.

on the useless web 2012 to 2013 (1 year)·DNS gone

potato.io

potato.iooffline

A 9MB Flash potato. The TLD is the joke.

on the useless web 2015 to 2018 (3 years)·Timeouts, .io TLD has gone weird

Look, A Dead Fly!

lookadeadfly.comparked

A dead fly. The whole site.

on the useless web 2012 to 2014 (2 years)·Parked, serving ad-tracker redirects

it is a mystery

itisamystery.comoffline

A pixel road sign. Spooky theme.

on the useless web 2012 to 2018 (6 years)·DNS gone

Dogs are the Most Moe

dogs.are.the.most.moeoffline

PET THE DOG!!!!!!!! Click. Pet count goes up.

on the useless web 2015 to 2017 (2 years)·DNS failure

HA-HA!

nelson-haha.comparked

Nelson. From The Simpsons. HA-HA.

on the useless web 2012 to 2018 (6 years)·Domain parked

Ducks Are The Best

ducksarethebest.comparked

Duck cursor, color-flipping background, random duck audio.

on the useless web 2012 to 2020 (8 years)·Domain parked

RiddlyDiddly

riddlydiddly.comparked

Crazy Ned Flanders. Diddly diddly diddly. Forever.

on the useless web 2013 to 2015 (2 years)·Domain expired, parked

The Dastardly Digit of Destiny

dastardlydigitofdestiny.comoffline

A vintage finger pointing up. That’s it.

on the useless web 2012 to 2014 (2 years)·DNS gone

BaconSizzling.com

baconsizzling.comparked

A sizzling bacon GIF. Sizzle audio.

on the useless web 2014 to 2018 (4 years)·Expired, parked /lander

The Pigeon (mk2)

thepigeon.orgparked

A full-bleed pigeon. No further explanation.

on the useless web 2022 to 2024 (2 years)·Expired domain, parked on GoDaddy

The Pigeon (mk1)

thepigeon.orgparked

237 bytes of HTML, one centered pigeon.

on the useless web 2019 to 2022 (3 years)·Superseded by mk2

Tom’s Dog

tomsdog.comparked

A chihuahua. Tongue out. Forever.

on the useless web 2012 to 2016 (4 years)·Expired domain, GoDaddy parking

Infinite Frogs

infinitefrogs.comoffline

Move the mouse. Frogs scroll. A peeper sings.

on the useless web 2012 to 2017 (5 years)·DNS gone

GEODU.DE

geodu.deoffline

A Geodude. Pokemon cry on loop.

on the useless web 2013 to 2015 (2 years)·Returns 404, domain holding nothing

PresentCat vs Cakedogg

presentcat.comoffline

CAKEDOGG vs PRESENTCAT. Looping kawaii beat-em-up.

on the useless web 2012 to 2014 (2 years)·DNS gone, parked elsewhere

ASCII Middle Finger

ascii-middle-finger.comoffline

A middle finger. ASCII.

on the useless web 2014 to 2024 (10 years)·DNS gone

Am I Alright?

amialright.comoffline

YOU ARE ALRIGHT. Black bg, white text.

on the useless web 2014 to 2018 (4 years)·DNS gone

ClickToRemove.com

clicktoremove.comparked

Click letters. They spin off.

on the useless web 2012 to 2015 (3 years)·Parked

Break glass to sound alarm

breakglasstosoundalarm.comparked

A bell. Behind glass. Click to break.

on the useless web 2013 to 2015 (2 years)·Domain parked

end.city

end.cityhijacked

A randomly generated pixel-art ruined city. Reload for a new one.

on the useless web 2020 to 2023 (3 years)·Domain hijacked with ad-redirect

Colour Squares

coloursquares.comparked

Hover a square. The world floods with that colour.

on the useless web 2012 to 2017 (5 years)·Domain expired, redirects to expireddomains.com

toggle toggle

toggletoggle.comsquatted

A Flash toggle piece. Click stuff. It toggles.

on the useless web 2008 to 2015 (7 years)·Domain taken over by Indonesian gambling

Dan Dan Dan!

dandandan.netsquatted

Dan. In the snow. Singing. Forever.

on the useless web 2012 to 2014 (2 years)·Domain squatted

sanger.dk

sanger.dkoffline (blank)

A Danish Flash piece. Cleans your screen.

on the useless web 2012 to 2014 (2 years)·Server returns 0 bytes; domain abandoned

PageLoad 2.0

pageload.netoffline

Loading. Forever.

on the useless web 2013 to 2017 (4 years)·DNS gone

crapo.la

crapo.laoffline

A tiny pixel crap. The TLD is the joke.

on the useless web 2014 to 2022 (8 years)·DNS gone

ooooiiii

ooooiiii.comparked

Just an absurd ooooiiii loop. The page is empty.

on the useless web 2007 to 2013 (6 years)·Expired, parked

Have a Hairy Movember

haveahairymovember.comoffline

Touch and tame a sentient moustache. It moans, it grows, it begs.

on the useless web 2013 to 2016 (3 years)·Domain expired, taken over by an SEO blog farm